
Cripplesease, Cornwall
Analytics in Cripplesease
Half the Cripplesease search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Cripplesease businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cripplesease businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics cripplesease"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Cripplesease map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cripplesease is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Cripplesease
You won't win Cripplesease on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cripplesease process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Cripplesease
Pemberton Bros — Cripplesease. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 22
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Cripplesease: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Cripplesease page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Cripplesease bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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