
Cripplesease, Cornwall
Brand Identity in Cripplesease
Your competitors in Cripplesease are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Cripplesease businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cripplesease businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity cripplesease"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Cripplesease map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cripplesease is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Cripplesease
You won't win Cripplesease on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cripplesease job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Cripplesease
Kowalczyk Bros — Cripplesease. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 63
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cripplesease: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Cripplesease page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Cripplesease bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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