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Cripplesease, Cornwall

Managed Hosting in Cripplesease

Your competitors in Cripplesease are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £15/mo

What managed hosting looks like round here

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

We work with Cripplesease businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Cripplesease businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "managed hosting cripplesease"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Managed Hosting — the Cripplesease map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cripplesease is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Managed Hosting, and a word about Cripplesease

You won't win Cripplesease on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Cripplesease are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your Cripplesease business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Managed Hosting in Cripplesease

Ashworth & Daughters — Cripplesease. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 50

Enquiries / month

7.8s → 1.5s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£1050

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Cripplesease: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Cripplesease page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Managed Hosting without the Cripplesease bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Managed Hosting near Cripplesease

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cripplesease town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.