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Everything in Critchell's Green

Critchell's Green, Hampshire

Website Maintenance in Critchell's Green

Half the Critchell's Green search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £75/mo

What website maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups and someone to call when it breaks.

We work with Critchell's Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Critchell's Green businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website maintenance critchell's green"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Maintenance — the Critchell's Green map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Critchell's Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Maintenance, and a word about Critchell's Green

You won't win Critchell's Green on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Critchell's Green are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Critchell's Green job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Maintenance in Critchell's Green

Prendergast Trading — Critchell's Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 63

Enquiries / month

6.2s → 1.4s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£850

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Critchell's Green: Website Design

Everything below has its own Critchell's Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite HostingWebsite Redesigns

Website Maintenance without the Critchell's Green bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All website design
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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Website Maintenance near Critchell's Green

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Critchell's Green town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.