
Crockness, Orkney Islands
Google Ads in Crockness
Crockness isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £300/mo + spend
What google ads looks like round here
Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.
We work with Crockness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crockness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "google ads crockness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Google Ads — the Crockness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crockness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Google Ads, and a word about Crockness
Crockness is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Crockness, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crockness process.
Real-world example
Example: Google Ads in Crockness
Kowalczyk Bros — Crockness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 41
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Crockness: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Crockness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Google Ads without the Crockness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £79/moGoogle Ads near Crockness
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crockness town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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