
Crockness, Orkney Islands
Managed Hosting in Crockness
Nobody in Crockness rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Crockness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crockness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting crockness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Crockness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crockness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Crockness
Crockness is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crockness process.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Crockness
Rowntree Ltd — Crockness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 38
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Crockness: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Crockness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Crockness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moManaged Hosting near Crockness
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crockness town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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