Crofthandy, Cornwall
Social Media in Crofthandy
Half the Crofthandy search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Crofthandy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crofthandy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media crofthandy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Crofthandy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crofthandy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Crofthandy
You won't win Crofthandy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Crofthandy are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crofthandy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Crofthandy
Okafor Ltd — Crofthandy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 35
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Crofthandy: Services
Everything below has its own Crofthandy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Crofthandy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Crofthandy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crofthandy town centre.
- Social Media in Little Besidenext door
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- Social Media in Todpoolnext door
- Social Media in Tolgullownext door
- Social Media in Tolcarnenext door
- Social Media in Vogue1 km
- Social Media in Sparry Bottom1 km
- Social Media in Carharrack1 km
- Social Media in Lower Ninnis2 km
- Social Media in Trefula2 km
- Social Media in Higher Ninnis2 km
- Social Media in Busveal2 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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