Croftmalloch, West Lothian
Social Media in Croftmalloch
Half the Croftmalloch search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Croftmalloch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Croftmalloch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media croftmalloch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Croftmalloch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Croftmalloch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Croftmalloch
You won't win Croftmalloch on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Croftmalloch business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Croftmalloch
Okafor Ltd — Croftmalloch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 68
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Croftmalloch: Services
Everything below has its own Croftmalloch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Croftmalloch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Croftmalloch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Croftmalloch town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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