
Crofts of Brainjohn, Aberdeenshire
Analytics in Crofts of Brainjohn
Crofts of Brainjohn isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Crofts of Brainjohn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crofts of Brainjohn businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics crofts of brainjohn"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Crofts of Brainjohn map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crofts of Brainjohn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Crofts of Brainjohn
Crofts of Brainjohn is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Crofts of Brainjohn. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Crofts of Brainjohn, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crofts of Brainjohn job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Crofts of Brainjohn
Pemberton Bros — Crofts of Brainjohn. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Crofts of Brainjohn: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Crofts of Brainjohn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Crofts of Brainjohn bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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