
Crooked Billet, Greater London
Content SEO in Crooked Billet
Crooked Billet isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/page
What content seo looks like round here
Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.
We work with Crooked Billet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crooked Billet businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "content seo crooked billet"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Content SEO — the Crooked Billet map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crooked Billet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Content SEO, and a word about Crooked Billet
Crooked Billet is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Crooked Billet are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Crooked Billet, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crooked Billet process.
Real-world example
Example: Content SEO in Crooked Billet
Pemberton Bros — Crooked Billet. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 59
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Crooked Billet: SEO
Everything below has its own Crooked Billet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Content SEO without the Crooked Billet bit
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Tell us what you need
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