
Crooked Billet, Greater London
Technical SEO in Crooked Billet
Crooked Billet isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £350
What technical seo looks like round here
Fix the boring behind-the-scenes stuff that stops Google liking you.
We work with Crooked Billet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crooked Billet businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "technical seo crooked billet"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Technical SEO — the Crooked Billet map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crooked Billet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Technical SEO, and a word about Crooked Billet
Crooked Billet is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Greater London isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Crooked Billet, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crooked Billet job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Technical SEO in Crooked Billet
Delaney Group — Crooked Billet. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 34
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.1s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Crooked Billet: SEO
Everything below has its own Crooked Billet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Technical SEO without the Crooked Billet bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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