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Everything in Crooked Billet

Crooked Billet, Greater London

Maintenance in Crooked Billet

Nobody in Crooked Billet rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Crooked Billet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Crooked Billet businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance crooked billet"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Crooked Billet map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crooked Billet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Crooked Billet

Crooked Billet is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crooked Billet job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Crooked Billet

Hargreaves & Daughters — Crooked Billet. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 72

Enquiries / month

7.1s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£2000

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Crooked Billet: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Crooked Billet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Crooked Billet bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Crooked Billet

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crooked Billet town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.