
Crookness, Orkney Islands
Typography in Crookness
Half the Crookness search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What typography looks like round here
Fonts paired for readability, personality and web performance.
We work with Crookness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crookness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "typography crookness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Typography — the Crookness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crookness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Typography, and a word about Crookness
You won't win Crookness on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Crookness business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Typography in Crookness
Prendergast Trading — Crookness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 28
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Crookness: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Crookness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Typography without the Crookness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Typography near Crookness
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crookness town centre.
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- Typography in Settiscarth5 km
- Typography in Coubister5 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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