Cross Ash, Monmouthshire
Slate Carving in Cross Ash
Nobody in Cross Ash rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Cross Ash businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cross Ash businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving cross ash"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Cross Ash map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cross Ash is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Cross Ash
Cross Ash is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Monmouthshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cross Ash job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Cross Ash
Kaur & Co — Cross Ash. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 36
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cross Ash: Services
Everything below has its own Cross Ash page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Cross Ash bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Cross Ash
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cross Ash town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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