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Croydon, Greater London

Website Hosting in Croydon

Your competitors in Croydon are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Reliable UK hosting with SSL, backups and monitoring.

We work with Croydon businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Croydon businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting croydon"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 173,314 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the Croydon map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Croydon is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about Croydon

About 173,314 people live in Croydon. Word of mouth still does half the work here — your site's job is the other half, at two in the morning, on a phone.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Croydon process.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in Croydon

Kowalczyk Bros — Croydon. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 48

Enquiries / month

7.5s → 1.3s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Croydon: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Croydon page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Website Hosting without the Croydon bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Website Hosting near Croydon

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Croydon town centre.

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