
Crudie, Aberdeenshire
Analytics in Crudie
Half the Crudie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Crudie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crudie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics crudie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Crudie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crudie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Crudie
You won't win Crudie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crudie job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Crudie
Rowntree Ltd — Crudie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 56
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Crudie: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Crudie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Crudie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Crudie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crudie town centre.
- Analytics in Cauldwells1 km
- Analytics in Netherbrae2 km
- Analytics in Broadmuir2 km
- Analytics in Overbrae3 km
- Analytics in Tillymauld4 km
- Analytics in Cotburn4 km
- Analytics in Newbyth5 km
- Analytics in Gamrie5 km
- Analytics in Garmond5 km
- Analytics in Cowbog5 km
- Analytics in Gorrachie6 km
- Analytics in Crossfields6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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