
Crumplehorn, Cornwall
Brand Identity in Crumplehorn
Nobody in Crumplehorn rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Crumplehorn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crumplehorn businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity crumplehorn"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Crumplehorn map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crumplehorn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Crumplehorn
Crumplehorn is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Crumplehorn business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Crumplehorn
Braithwaite Group — Crumplehorn. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 74
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Crumplehorn: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Crumplehorn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Crumplehorn bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Identity near Crumplehorn
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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