
Crumplehorn, Cornwall
Social Media in Crumplehorn
Crumplehorn isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Crumplehorn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crumplehorn businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media crumplehorn"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Crumplehorn map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crumplehorn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Crumplehorn
Crumplehorn is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Crumplehorn. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Crumplehorn, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crumplehorn process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Crumplehorn
Hargreaves & Daughters — Crumplehorn. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 70
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Crumplehorn: Services
Everything below has its own Crumplehorn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Crumplehorn bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Crumplehorn
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crumplehorn town centre.
- Social Media in The Coombesnext door
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- Social Media in Killigarthnext door
- Social Media in Carey Parknext door
- Social Media in Talland2 km
- Social Media in Trelawne3 km
- Social Media in Lansallos3 km
- Social Media in Pelynt3 km
- Social Media in Trenewan4 km
- Social Media in Portlooe4 km
- Social Media in Hannafore5 km
- Social Media in Muchlarnick5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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