Crumplehorn, Cornwall
Website Audits in Crumplehorn
Crumplehorn isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Crumplehorn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crumplehorn businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits crumplehorn"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Crumplehorn map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crumplehorn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Crumplehorn
Crumplehorn is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Crumplehorn, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crumplehorn job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Crumplehorn
Kowalczyk Bros — Crumplehorn. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Crumplehorn: SEO
Everything below has its own Crumplehorn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Crumplehorn bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Crumplehorn
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crumplehorn town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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