
Cubert, Cornwall
Social Media in Cubert
Cubert isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Cubert businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cubert businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media cubert"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 771 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Cubert map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cubert is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Cubert
Cubert is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Cubert, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cubert job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Cubert
Pemberton Bros — Cubert. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 22
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cubert: Services
Everything below has its own Cubert page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Cubert bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Cubert
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cubert town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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