
Curland, Somerset
Analytics in Curland
Nobody in Curland rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Curland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Curland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics curland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Curland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Curland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Curland
Curland is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Curland process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Curland
Braithwaite Group — Curland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 71
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Curland: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Curland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Curland bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Curland
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Curland town centre.
- Analytics in Whitty1 km
- Analytics in Staple Fitzpaine2 km
- Analytics in Dommett2 km
- Analytics in Hare2 km
- Analytics in Bickenhall2 km
- Analytics in Frost Street3 km
- Analytics in Badger Street3 km
- Analytics in Capland3 km
- Analytics in Hatch Green4 km
- Analytics in Wood4 km
- Analytics in Buckland St Mary4 km
- Analytics in Winter Well4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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