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Everything in Curry Mallet

Curry Mallet, Somerset

Maintenance in Curry Mallet

Half the Curry Mallet search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Curry Mallet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Curry Mallet businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance curry mallet"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 306 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Curry Mallet map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Curry Mallet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Curry Mallet

You won't win Curry Mallet on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Curry Mallet job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Curry Mallet

Delaney Group — Curry Mallet. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 43

Enquiries / month

7.5s → 1.1s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Curry Mallet: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Curry Mallet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Curry Mallet bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Curry Mallet

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Curry Mallet town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.