Custards, Hampshire
Blog Writing in Custards
Half the Custards search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/post
What blog writing looks like round here
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
We work with Custards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custards businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "blog writing custards"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Blog Writing — the Custards map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Blog Writing, and a word about Custards
You won't win Custards on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Custards. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Custards process.
Real-world example
Example: Blog Writing in Custards
Duffy & Sons — Custards. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 30
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Custards: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Custards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Blog Writing without the Custards bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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