
Custards, Hampshire
Product Descriptions in Custards
Half the Custards search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Custards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custards businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions custards"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Custards map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Custards
You won't win Custards on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Custards process.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Custards
Prendergast Trading — Custards. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 30
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.4s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Custards: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Custards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Custards bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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