Custards, Hampshire
Security Monitoring in Custards
Half the Custards search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £30/mo
What security monitoring looks like round here
Malware scans, uptime alerts and threat protection.
We work with Custards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custards businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security monitoring custards"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security Monitoring — the Custards map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security Monitoring, and a word about Custards
You won't win Custards on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Custards business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Security Monitoring in Custards
Duffy & Sons — Custards. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 39
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Custards: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Custards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security Monitoring without the Custards bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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