
Custards, Hampshire
Site Boards in Custards
Half the Custards search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £180
What site boards looks like round here
Construction and project boards that show who's doing the work.
We work with Custards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custards businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "site boards custards"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Site Boards — the Custards map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Site Boards, and a word about Custards
You won't win Custards on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Custards business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Site Boards in Custards
Prendergast Trading — Custards. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 36
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Custards: Signs & Displays
Everything below has its own Custards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Site Boards without the Custards bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Site Boards near Custards
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Custards town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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