
Custom House, Greater London
Performance Optimisation in Custom House
Custom House isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Custom House businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custom House businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation custom house"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Custom House map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custom House is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Custom House
Custom House is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Custom House are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Custom House, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Custom House process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Custom House
Okafor Ltd — Custom House. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 31
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Custom House: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Custom House page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Custom House bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Custom House
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Custom House town centre.
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- Performance Optimisation in Plaistow South1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Royal Docks1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Beckton2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Hallsville Quarter2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Trinity Buoy Wharf2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Upton Park2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Boleyn2 km
- Performance Optimisation in East Ham South2 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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