Da Nort Toons, Shetland Islands
Blog Writing in Da Nort Toons
Half the Da Nort Toons search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/post
What blog writing looks like round here
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
We work with Da Nort Toons businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Da Nort Toons businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "blog writing da nort toons"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Blog Writing — the Da Nort Toons map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Da Nort Toons is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Blog Writing, and a word about Da Nort Toons
You won't win Da Nort Toons on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Da Nort Toons job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Blog Writing in Da Nort Toons
Fitzgerald Services — Da Nort Toons. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 34
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Da Nort Toons: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Da Nort Toons page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Blog Writing without the Da Nort Toons bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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