Da Nort Toons, Shetland Islands
Social Media in Da Nort Toons
Da Nort Toons isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Da Nort Toons businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Da Nort Toons businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media da nort toons"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Da Nort Toons map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Da Nort Toons is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Da Nort Toons
Da Nort Toons is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Da Nort Toons, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Da Nort Toons process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Da Nort Toons
Rowntree Ltd — Da Nort Toons. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 30
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Da Nort Toons: Services
Everything below has its own Da Nort Toons page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Da Nort Toons bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Da Nort Toons
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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