Dicklant, Derbyshire
Business Growth in Dicklant
Half the Dicklant search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What business growth looks like round here
Packages and advice for businesses that want to grow without the bullshit.
We work with Dicklant businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Dicklant businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business growth dicklant"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Growth — the Dicklant map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Dicklant is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Growth, and a word about Dicklant
You won't win Dicklant on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Dicklant process.
Real-world example
Example: Business Growth in Dicklant
Hargreaves & Daughters — Dicklant. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 18
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Dicklant: Services
Everything below has its own Dicklant page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Growth without the Dicklant bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Consultancy
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
from £99/hrMore business growthCompetitor Analysis
See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.
from £300More business growthDigital Transformation
Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.
from £1,500Business Growth near Dicklant
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Dicklant town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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