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Everything in Dicklant

Dicklant, Derbyshire

Icon Packs in Dicklant

Half the Dicklant search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £250

What icon packs looks like round here

Custom icons for your website, app or pitch deck.

We work with Dicklant businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Dicklant businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "icon packs dicklant"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Icon Packs — the Dicklant map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Dicklant is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Icon Packs, and a word about Dicklant

You won't win Dicklant on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Dicklant are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Dicklant process.

Real-world example

Example: Icon Packs in Dicklant

Pemberton Bros — Dicklant. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 64

Enquiries / month

6.4s → 1.3s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1950

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Dicklant: Branding & Design

Everything below has its own Dicklant page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Brand GuidelinesBrand IdentityBusiness StationeryColour SchemesFavicon DesignLogo DesignMascot DesignTypographyBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Icon Packs without the Dicklant bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All branding & design
More branding & design

Brand Guidelines

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

from £650More branding & design

Brand Identity

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

from £549More branding & design

Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200

Icon Packs near Dicklant

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Dicklant town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.