Dicklant, Derbyshire
Marketing Strategy in Dicklant
Half the Dicklant search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £500
What marketing strategy looks like round here
A clear plan that tells you where to spend and what to ignore.
We work with Dicklant businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Dicklant businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "marketing strategy dicklant"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Marketing Strategy — the Dicklant map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Dicklant is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Marketing Strategy, and a word about Dicklant
You won't win Dicklant on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Dicklant business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Marketing Strategy in Dicklant
Kowalczyk Bros — Dicklant. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 27
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Dicklant: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Dicklant page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Marketing Strategy without the Dicklant bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMarketing Strategy near Dicklant
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Dicklant town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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