
Dishes, Orkney Islands
Brochures in Dishes
Nobody in Dishes rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £250
What brochures looks like round here
Multi-page booklets that explain your services properly.
We work with Dishes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Dishes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brochures dishes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brochures — the Dishes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Dishes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brochures, and a word about Dishes
Dishes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Dishes business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brochures in Dishes
Merriman & Sons — Dishes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 30
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Dishes: Print Design
Everything below has its own Dishes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brochures without the Dishes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brochures near Dishes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Dishes town centre.
- Brochures in Grobister1 km
- Brochures in Everbay1 km
- Brochures in Wardhill2 km
- Brochures in Stronsay2 km
- Brochures in Rothiesholm4 km
- Brochures in Whitehall5 km
- Brochures in Whitehall Village5 km
- Brochures in Veness11 km
- Brochures in Backaland12 km
- Brochures in Burroughston13 km
- Brochures in Laminess14 km
- Brochures in Braeswick14 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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