
Dishes, Orkney Islands
Performance Optimisation in Dishes
Nobody in Dishes rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Dishes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Dishes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation dishes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Dishes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Dishes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Dishes
Dishes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Dishes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Dishes
Merriman & Sons — Dishes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Dishes: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Dishes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Dishes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Dishes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Dishes town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in Grobister1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Everbay1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Wardhill2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Stronsay2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Rothiesholm4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Whitehall5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Whitehall Village5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Veness11 km
- Performance Optimisation in Backaland12 km
- Performance Optimisation in Burroughston13 km
- Performance Optimisation in Laminess14 km
- Performance Optimisation in Braeswick14 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


