Donkey Street, Kent
Performance Optimisation in Donkey Street
Donkey Street isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Donkey Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Donkey Street businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation donkey street"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Donkey Street map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Donkey Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Donkey Street
Donkey Street is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Donkey Street. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Donkey Street, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Donkey Street job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Donkey Street
Braithwaite Group — Donkey Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 21
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Donkey Street: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Donkey Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Donkey Street bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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