
Donkey Town, Surrey
Press Releases in Donkey Town
Nobody in Donkey Town rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What press releases looks like round here
Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.
We work with Donkey Town businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Donkey Town businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "press releases donkey town"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Press Releases — the Donkey Town map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Donkey Town is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Press Releases, and a word about Donkey Town
Donkey Town is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Donkey Town process.
Real-world example
Example: Press Releases in Donkey Town
Fitzgerald Services — Donkey Town. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.2s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Donkey Town: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Donkey Town page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Press Releases without the Donkey Town bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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