Donkey Town, Surrey
Site Boards in Donkey Town
Half the Donkey Town search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £180
What site boards looks like round here
Construction and project boards that show who's doing the work.
We work with Donkey Town businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Donkey Town businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "site boards donkey town"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Site Boards — the Donkey Town map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Donkey Town is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Site Boards, and a word about Donkey Town
You won't win Donkey Town on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Surrey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Donkey Town process.
Real-world example
Example: Site Boards in Donkey Town
Okafor Ltd — Donkey Town. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Donkey Town: Signs & Displays
Everything below has its own Donkey Town page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Site Boards without the Donkey Town bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Site Boards near Donkey Town
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Donkey Town town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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