Downe, Greater London
Social Media in Downe
Downe isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Downe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Downe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media downe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 327 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Downe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Downe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Downe
Downe is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Downe are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Downe, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Downe business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Downe
Ashworth & Daughters — Downe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 57
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Downe: Services
Everything below has its own Downe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Downe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Downe
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Downe town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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