
Downies, Aberdeenshire
Analytics in Downies
Nobody in Downies rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Downies businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Downies businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics downies"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Downies map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Downies is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Downies
Downies is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Downies are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Downies process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Downies
Hargreaves & Daughters — Downies. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 20
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Downies: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Downies page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Downies bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Downies
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Downies town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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