
Downside, Surrey
Analytics in Downside
Downside isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Downside businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Downside businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics downside"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 6,564 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Downside map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Downside is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Downside
Downside is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Downside, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Downside process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Downside
Okafor Ltd — Downside. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 60
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Downside: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Downside page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Downside bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Downside
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Downside town centre.
- Analytics in May's Green1 km
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- Analytics in Martyr's Green2 km
- Analytics in Stoke D’Abernon2 km
- Analytics in Cobham2 km
- Analytics in Elm Corner3 km
- Analytics in Little Bookham4 km
- Analytics in Ockham4 km
- Analytics in Effingham4 km
- Analytics in East Horsley4 km
- Analytics in Great Bookham4 km
- Analytics in Bookham4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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