
Downside, Surrey
Email Marketing in Downside
Half the Downside search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Downside businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Downside businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing downside"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 6,564 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Downside map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Downside is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Downside
You won't win Downside on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Downside are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Downside job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Downside
Bellamy Trading — Downside. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 51
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Downside: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Downside page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Downside bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £300/mo + spendEmail Marketing near Downside
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Downside town centre.
- Email Marketing in May's Green1 km
- Email Marketing in Hatchford1 km
- Email Marketing in Martyr's Green2 km
- Email Marketing in Stoke D’Abernon2 km
- Email Marketing in Cobham2 km
- Email Marketing in Elm Corner3 km
- Email Marketing in Little Bookham4 km
- Email Marketing in Ockham4 km
- Email Marketing in Effingham4 km
- Email Marketing in East Horsley4 km
- Email Marketing in Great Bookham4 km
- Email Marketing in Bookham4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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