
Drumaroad, Newry Mourne and Down
Slate Carving in Drumaroad
Drumaroad isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Drumaroad businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Drumaroad businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving drumaroad"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Drumaroad map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Drumaroad is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Drumaroad
Drumaroad is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Drumaroad, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Drumaroad business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Drumaroad
Braithwaite Group — Drumaroad. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 53
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Drumaroad: Services
Everything below has its own Drumaroad page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Drumaroad bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Drumaroad
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Drumaroad town centre.
- Slate Carving in Seaforde4 km
- Slate Carving in Clough5 km
- Slate Carving in Magherasaul6 km
- Slate Carving in Castlewellan8 km
- Slate Carving in Dundrum8 km
- Slate Carving in Cranley9 km
- Slate Carving in Ballynahinch9 km
- Slate Carving in Dromara9 km
- Slate Carving in Finnis9 km
- Slate Carving in Listooder10 km
- Slate Carving in Annacloy10 km
- Slate Carving in Ballykinler10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


