
Drumintee, Newry Mourne and Down
Analytics in Drumintee
Nobody in Drumintee rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Drumintee businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Drumintee businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics drumintee"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Drumintee map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Drumintee is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Drumintee
Drumintee is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Newry Mourne and Down isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Drumintee business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Drumintee
Ashworth & Daughters — Drumintee. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 70
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Drumintee: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Drumintee page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Drumintee bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Drumintee
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Drumintee town centre.
- Analytics in Forkill1 km
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- Analytics in Jonesborough4 km
- Analytics in Ballsmill5 km
- Analytics in Meigh5 km
- Analytics in Cloghoge9 km
- Analytics in Camlough9 km
- Analytics in Cullyhanna11 km
- Analytics in Crossmaglen11 km
- Analytics in Belleeks12 km
- Analytics in Warrenpoint12 km
- Analytics in Newry12 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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