
East Taphouse, Cornwall
Analytics in East Taphouse
Nobody in East Taphouse rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with East Taphouse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why East Taphouse businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics east taphouse"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the East Taphouse map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where East Taphouse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about East Taphouse
East Taphouse is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your East Taphouse business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in East Taphouse
Duffy & Sons — East Taphouse. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 70
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in East Taphouse: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own East Taphouse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the East Taphouse bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near East Taphouse
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from East Taphouse town centre.
- Analytics in Middle Taphousenext door
- Analytics in Redpost1 km
- Analytics in St Pinnock2 km
- Analytics in Braddock2 km
- Analytics in Trevelmond2 km
- Analytics in Doublebois3 km
- Analytics in Treburgie Water3 km
- Analytics in West Taphouse3 km
- Analytics in Herodsfoot3 km
- Analytics in Trecangate4 km
- Analytics in Dobwalls4 km
- Analytics in Boconnoc4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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