
Eastney, Portsmouth
Analytics in Eastney
Eastney isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Eastney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Eastney businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics eastney"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Eastney map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Eastney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Eastney
Eastney is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Portsmouth isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Eastney, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Eastney job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Eastney
Hargreaves & Daughters — Eastney. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 22
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Eastney: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Eastney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Eastney bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Eastney
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Eastney town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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