
Eden, Mid and East Antrim
SMS Marketing in Eden
Half the Eden search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200/mo
What sms marketing looks like round here
Short, direct text campaigns with high open rates.
We work with Eden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Eden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "sms marketing eden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
SMS Marketing — the Eden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Eden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
SMS Marketing, and a word about Eden
You won't win Eden on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Eden process.
Real-world example
Example: SMS Marketing in Eden
Rowntree Ltd — Eden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Eden: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Eden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
SMS Marketing without the Eden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £79/moSMS Marketing near Eden
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Eden town centre.
- SMS Marketing in Kilroot1 km
- SMS Marketing in Carrickfergus3 km
- SMS Marketing in Ballyhill4 km
- SMS Marketing in Woodburn4 km
- SMS Marketing in Whitehead5 km
- SMS Marketing in Ballycarry5 km
- SMS Marketing in Beltoy6 km
- SMS Marketing in Greenisland7 km
- SMS Marketing in Crawfordsburn8 km
- SMS Marketing in Helen’s Bay9 km
- SMS Marketing in Cultra9 km
- SMS Marketing in Glenoe9 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
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