
Edern, Gwynedd
Slate Carving in Edern
Half the Edern search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Edern businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Edern businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving edern"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Edern map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Edern is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Edern
You won't win Edern on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Edern business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Edern
Pemberton Bros — Edern. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 62
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Edern: Services
Everything below has its own Edern page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Edern bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Edern
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Edern town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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