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Egremont, Cumbria

Maintenance in Egremont

Your competitors in Egremont are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Egremont businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Egremont businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance egremont"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 6,222 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Egremont map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Egremont is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Egremont

You won't win Egremont on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Egremont job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Egremont

Nowak Services — Egremont. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 37

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.2s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Egremont: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Egremont page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Egremont bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Egremont

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Egremont town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.