Eight and Forty, East Riding of Yorkshire
Product Descriptions in Eight and Forty
Eight and Forty isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Eight and Forty businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Eight and Forty businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions eight and forty"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Eight and Forty map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Eight and Forty is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Eight and Forty
Eight and Forty is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in East Riding of Yorkshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Eight and Forty, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Eight and Forty job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Eight and Forty
Prendergast Trading — Eight and Forty. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 74
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Eight and Forty: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Eight and Forty page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Eight and Forty bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
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from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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