
Epwell, Oxfordshire
Analytics in Epwell
Nobody in Epwell rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Epwell businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Epwell businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics epwell"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Epwell map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Epwell is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Epwell
Epwell is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Epwell process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Epwell
Pemberton Bros — Epwell. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 73
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Epwell: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Epwell page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Epwell bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Epwell
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Epwell town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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